Saturday, June 25, 2011

Jennifer Aniston Got A Tattoo

No, the tattoo isn't the coordinates for the Beanie Baby factory. It also isn't a reproduction of this tattoo with a giant red X over it. Jennifer Aniston's rep tells People that her first tattoo is the name of her true soulmate: her dog Norman (R.I.P.). Is it weird that she got her dead dog's name tattooed on her body? I don't think so. Is it weird that she got her dead dog's name tattooed on her foot? Maybe. But every time a drop of Jennifer Aniston's homemade lonely spinster stew (brownie batter, melted ice cream, tears and spiced rum) fell on her foot, Norman always licked it up, so getting his name tattooed on her hoof makes sense.

It goes without saying but now that Aniston's gotten her first tattoo and has earned a place in the Homewrecking Hall of Fame, Brangeloonies will start screaming about how she's Hedy Carlson-ing YOU KNOW WHO. Loonies, please. Hos wreck homes and get tattooed every single day. However, if Aniston gets a pair of plastic toy lips shoved into her mouth and adopts a Cambodian Cabbage Patch Doll, then we'll have to stage an intervention.

Source: http://dlisted.com/2011/06/25/jennifer-aniston-got-tattoo

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