What Did Brazil Ever Do To Courtney Love?

Thousands of Brazilians found out the painful way that yes, it's possible for your eyeballs to rip themselves from their bloody socket veins when they're faced with a direct threat. Hole performed at Brazil's SWU Festival on Saturday night, and despite warnings from the local health department to keep her top on, Courtney Love pulled her nipple knob out like a stranger in front of a Wendy's was waiting to suck on it. Just like that, Braille has become the #1 form of communication in Brazil. If you really want your corneas to hate you, click here to see the pictures of Courtney's silicone dough sack.

Right after the demure gutter weed flower made Brazilian corneas combust, she brought the crazy center stage and cursed out a bitch who kept holding up a picture of Kurt Cobain (video above). Court stopped playing, fucked a ho with her middle finger and then let out this wave of word fuckery at him:

"I don't need to see a picture of Kurt asshole and I'm going to have you fucking removed if you keep holding that up. I'm not Kurt, I have to live with his shit and his ghost and his kid every day and throwing that up is stupid and rude and I'm going to beat the fuck out of you if you do it again.

You weren?t fucking married to him, I fucking was. You didn?t get kicked out of a band by him, like Dave, he did. Go see the fucking Foo Fighters and do that shit."

"....and his kid every day...." Those maternal words are like a loving hug around the damaged parts of Frances Bean's heart.

Courtney took her tantrum off stage, but came back a second later after someone in her entourage (read: her dealer) told the audience that The Foo Fighters are gay. Well, just like every former heterosexual dude in the audience who ran to the bright side after staring at Court's tits, The Foo Fighters are in good company! But seriously, even though Courtney is the ghost of Ke$hit's future who can knock the feeling out of a bitch's genitals just by flashing her nipples, I still have a soft spot for her. And yes, I should really try to harden that soft spot with a topical ointment.

Source: http://dlisted.com/2011/11/14/what-did-brazil-ever-do-courtney-love

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