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A Doctor Who Movie? - How would this work?

The news that the BBC is teaming up with Harry Potter director David Yates to make a big-screen Doctor Who has got people all a-flutter. There is the rejoicing: hopefully, an effects budget that can keep up with the series' ideas! There's the trepidation: but why? Won't they spoil its homey charm? And there's the outrage: not Matt Smith? Not canon? Not no way! But let's take a deep breath and think about this, and see what we really want to see onscreen.

First Of All, What?s All This About?

Americans and other aliens may be unfamiliar with Doctor Who, a British TV institution dating back to 1963. It concerns The Doctor (he?s not technically called ?Doctor Who,? although the name does inform the first Knock, Knock joke that every child in the British isles learns), an alien survivor of the planet Gallifrey, destroyed aeons ago.


Gallifrey?s inhabitants were known as Time Lords, notable for having two hearts and, oh yes, being able to see through time and build machines to travel through it. One such machine was the TARDIS (Time And Relative Dimension In Space), an old model machine that the Doctor stole / was stolen by shortly before the utter destruction of Gallifrey in its war with the deadly Daleks. The TARDIS' camoflague system looks like a 1960s police box, or a blue telephone box. Since then, he?s wandered through space, using his vast intelligence, a series of plucky human sidekicks, a ?sonic screwdriver? and absolutely no guns to keep history on the right path and protect humanity, who he regards as extraordinary beings, from all comers.

Oh, and every time he?s dying he ?regenerates? and turns into a completely new person. Which is handy when your lead actor wants to move on but you want to keep the series going.

So It?s The Doctor And A Big Blue Box And Some Titting About With History?

Well, yes and no. Certainly, there?s the odd semi-educational outing into history (recent ones include Shakespearean London, Roman Britain and Pompeii, pre-eruption) but then again there are visits to the far future, the end of the universe, alien planets and lots of cheap-to-produce mining colonies and space shuttles. When we say that the whole of time and space are at his disposal, we mean it.

And the Doctor is seldom alone ? he tends to travel with human companions, who have recently tended to be hot young women (that sly old dog) which is good news for casting directors. That said, there have been very few known romances in his 900-year life, so the Doctor?s potential as a romantic lead is limited. The good news for the big screen is that the Doctor has a rogue?s gallery to rival Batman, full of monsters, myths and alien creatures who are all out to get him. Put those on the big screen and you?re on to something.

What Sort Of Monsters Are These Then? People With Funny Eyebrows, Like In Star Trek?

Dearie me, no. There are 17th century clockwork courtiers, angelic ?quantum vampires?, mind-reading squid slaves, things from somewhere adjacent to the Black Lagoon, ghosts, lizard people, aliens, werewolves and endless scary robots and beasties ? many of whom are just chronically misunderstood and as sympathetic as they are slimy.

The big three, however, are the cybernetically enhanced Cybermen, emotionless, formerly humanoid cyborgs who want to absorb the human race and, well, everyone; the Daleks, terrifying dustbin-looking things that are also mutant cyborgs bent on universal conquest; and the Master, a mad fellow Time Lord who also wants to conquer everything that is or was. Hmm, we're sensing a theme here. All of them would consider it a bonus to murderise the Doctor en route, or at least tie him up and gloat over him ? because that always ends well for villains. The Doctor, and his passionate belief in humanity's right to determine its own destiny in its own marvellous way, logically stands in the way of all these conquest plans.

It?s For Kids, Though, Right? On TV?

Well, yes, if by ?for kids? you mean ?for scaring kids senseless and scarring them for life. In a good way.? The series has now shaped generations, mixing innovative science fiction, horror and fantasy with occasional dollops of history, lashings of British eccentricity and slightly wobbly special effects.

Its current incarnation, since 2005, has been wildly popular and cemented it as a fixture in the British TV calendar, even spawning spin-offs in the shape of the more adult Torchwood (they swear!) and the more childish Sarah Jane Adventures (they go to school!). Frankly, the series is as ?four-quadrant? as you can get, is experiencing a huge surge of popularity in the US (for evidence, check out the Doctor Who-inspired costumes at Comic-Con this year - and we only took photos of the very best ones) and has never looked better. So the time is right for a Hollywood outing ? right?

So The Movie Is A Good Thing?

Well, the impulse of quite a few fans so far has been horror at this news. Why? The series? slight edge of shonkiness and thorough Britishness is an essential part of its charm, and while the Doctor is technically an alien the idea that he might also be played by a huge star or (shudder) an American is anathema to many fans.

What?s more, the fans seem exceptionally happy with the TV series at the moment. Relaunched with Christopher Eccleston in the title role, it found immediate popularity, but it went stratospheric after showrunner Russell T. Davies (pictured) hit his stride and David Tennant took over the role, and has stayed around about the same level now that Matt Smith is the Doctor and Steven Moffat running the circus. If it ain?t broke, why take it to Hollywood?

Aha, So It?s A Bad Thing?

Not necessarily. Peter Cushing starred in the series? only two previous cinema outings in 1965 and 1966, and did a good job even if he isn?t considered one of the official Doctors in the TV canon (we?re onto the 11th now, and in theory-but-probably-not-in-fact the Doctor has only 12 regenerations and therefore 13 lives to live). That didn?t derail the TV show, and there?s no reason that this would either.

The more likely outcome ? and what the BBC is probably hoping for ? is that the film would be a gateway drug for the series, introducing it to an even wider audience and truly shattering the only-just-cracked American market.

And think of it this way: there are probably also a few ace story ideas kicking around that budgetary restraints have always prevented; the big screen could be a creative outing for those. What?s more, David Yates has already shown that he can bring an eccentric British story to a worldwide audience without compromising its character with the latter four Harry Potter films ? he?d seem like a good fit for the Doctor too.

So Who Would Play The Doctor?

That?s very much up for debate. Yates has said that the plan is to ?start from scratch?, which would seem to rule out the current occupier of the bowtie-and-tweeds, Matt Smith (Who is leaving after the 2013 series anyway), and probably also his higher profile predecessor, the suit-and-Converse-sporting David Tennant. Starting from scratch and bearing in mind that the character is of no fixed appearance and no fixed age means it could be anyone: old, young, maybe (but almost certainly not) the female Doctor who?s often been speculated about.

It?d be interesting to see how long the fans keep complaining if Ian McKellen was given the role, or Bill Nighy, or, hell, Daniel Day Lewis (let?s dream big!). There are obviously eccentric Depp-friendly aspects to the role which you can bet someone is hoping for right now (specifically, the money men) and Johnny Depp does have a demonstrable love of British TV (The Fast Show: Life?s Too Short) so it?s not a totally ridiculous notion, but it doesn?t have to be (and probably shouldn't be) a megastar.

Certainly the fine old tradition of new actors reinventing the role almost from the ground up means that we can hardly object to recasting in principle, and that we should look forward to whatever they?d bring. The success of the recent TV outings means they may well veer young, but who knows? Yates has worked closely with Alan Rickman, and that?s a tasty prospect.

And What Companions Might We See?

It?s incredibly early days for that sort of speculation ? but when has that ever stopped us? In recent years, the Doctor?s Companions have played a massive role in the series? success: Billie Piper?s Rose Tyler and Karen Gillan?s Amy Pond in particular have given the Doctor heart and energy and emotion when he risks becoming too cerebral, and you?d need a character at least that good to make it work on the big screen. But since the Companions are not generally iconic in their own right (with one robotic exception below) and exist in a sort of symbiotic relationship with a particular Doctor, don't expect to see a familiar character if we get a new Doctor.

You probably still need a mixture of youth (but not too much: he?s not a paedo) and innocence to contrast with the Doctor?s vast age and experience, but they also need to be feisty and funny and not afraid to tangle with all comers. Someone in the neighbourhood of Emma Stone / Jennifer Garner-when-she-was-in-Alias / Hayley Atwell might be a good shout.

Chances are there?ll be a girl; the question is whether there?s more than one fellow traveller, to maximise your appeal across the board, and if they throw in a non-human companion to mix things up (a cooler looking K-9?). Your suggestions please.

But It?s All About The Bad Guys, Right?

Yes, and that?s again up for debate. The Daleks ? by some distance the Doctor?s most famous adversary, at least in part thanks to Cushing?s second film outing ? do look a little clumsy and slow for the sort of big screen action we?re used to these days, even if they can now fly. The Cybermen might also need an update to fit them for this iEra, which leaves the Master as the most obvious existing baddie.

After that, it?s a question of emphasis. Will this film want to invent its own new Big Bad? Would that be wise or foolhardy beyond belief? Will it take a new baddie from the Davies / Moffat era, or would that tie it too closely to the currently running TV show?

Our instinct is that the Master is the safest option, and offers most in the way of backstory (see, for a brilliant exploration of same, Season 3 two-part finale The Sound Of Drums and Last Of The Time Lords). But given that Yates plans to spend quite some time pulling this together, they could come up with something entirely new and different and still good.

So I'll Ask Again: Is It A Good Thing?

Maybe. Right now, it?s a thing, but it?s a thing involving a really exciting character and a very good director, who isn?t so far known with haring off and doing stupid stuff. It seems to us, in other words, to be a time for rampant speculation and discussion rather than outrage or mega-hyped excitement, and it especially seems like a good time to go and catch up on some Doctor Who if you haven?t seen much.

After some discussion with Kim Newman, who knows all, we recommend: The Aztecs (William Hartnell?s Doctor); The Mind Robber (Patrick Troughton); Carnival of Monsters (Jon Pertwee); The Talons of Weng-Chiang (Tom Baker); Kinda (Peter Davison) and, in the modern era, Dalek or The Empty Child (both Christopher Eccleston), The Girl In The Fireplace, Blink, the aforementioned Sound Of Drums and Last Of The Time Lords (all David Tennant), and, from Matt Smith, The Pandorica Opens, for a hint of just what the show can do with a big canvas.

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OP's Note: I'm aware that if there were to be a Doctor Who movie that it would be in a while, David Yates has said he wants to take his time. But this is theoretical and it gives you a background to what the movie could be and why the fans are very wary. As for the fans/stans this may sedate the fear (anger), and for newcomers it will help understand why the fans gut reaction is a very loud "NO!" and also why Doctor Who is pretty awesome and you should totally watch it.

Now speculate, who would you want as The Doctor and the Companion and of course, the Big Bad

Enjoy!

_{Also... How much would you want to see Alan Rickman as THE DOCTOR... God... That would be... Yeah...}

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Evan Rachel Wood's Tinseltown Errand Run

Tending to the day's errands, Evan Rachel Wood made her way around Hollywood, California this afternoon (November 15).

The "Ides of March" beauty, who is rumored to be engaged to British beau Jamie Bell, was all smiles as she buzzed about Tinseltown in a black and white suit ensemble.

And it looks like Ms Wood has more than one reason to be happy these days, as she's been getting nothing but love via her social media page.

While she admits many stars face hate messages plastered to their Twitter feeds, the 24-year-old actress says she's had a very different experience, telling press, "I can be really critical, and you hear the bad stuff more than the good and then all of a sudden, there's all of these people every day who are like, 'I love you, and you're so inspirational,' It's nice to actually hear some of the good things sometimes."

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Fight Frizz Before It Starts

Does the following scenario sound familiar? Each morning, you spend a few minutes fixing your hair, and that?s about all the time you have for it. As soon as you walk out the door, it frizzes into a poofy mess, at which point it?s back into a ponytail — again. The next week, you try yet another anti-frizz product, and the cycle starts all over.
The problem, however, may not rest with your products or styling techniques. Truthfully, the battle to combat frizz really starts before you do your styling.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis Sign Up for 'Substantial' Roles in 'Expendables 2'

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bruce Willis have reportedly been locked for "The Expendables II". According to Deadline, the "Terminator" movie franchise hunk and the John McClane of "Die Hard" films have closed deals to take "substantial" roles in the follow-up to "The Expendables".

Schwarzenegger and Willis previously appeared as cameos in the 2010 hard-hitting action movie, with the former playing Barney Ross' (Sylvester Stallone) rival mercenary leader Trent Mauser and Willis portraying a man who hires Ross for a mission in Vilena. Stallone will additionally reprise his role in the upcoming film, but he will not return as the director.

Other original stars such as Jet Li, Jason Statham, Dolph Lundgren,Mickey Rourke and Terry Crews are also expected to return to the sequel, while Chuck Norris, John Travolta, Donnie Yen and Jean-Claude Van Damme have been rumored to be added to the line-up.

"The Expendables II" is set for August 17, 2012 release in the UnitedStates. Principal photography will reportedly take place in China with Simon West serving behind the lens.

Beside "Expendables II", Schwarzenegger is also on board Kim Jee-Woon's English-language debut "The Last Stand" which was recently rumored to nab Peter Stormare as the former Governor's on-screen foe. As for Willis, he can next be seen in "Looper" and reportedly lands a role as General Joe Colton in "G.I. Joe: Retaliation". 

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11 *Celebrities* Who'd Make Great Time Lords In A Dr. Who Movie

With the exciting news that we were going to get a big-screen Doctor Who came the realization that director David Yates was going to recast the role of the Doctor. But who could play that galaxy-hopping madman with a blue box?

Here are 11 potential Time Lords.

While there are a ton of variables that'll go into who'll be the big-screen Doctor in Yates' reinvention of the franchise, two things seem safe to assume: 1) The Doctor will still be "British"—or, at least, have a British accent—and 2) it's gotta be a movie star. Doctor Who might be the BBC's most popular franchise, but it's still a cult show, with a passionate but small following. (No offense, Whovians, but the Doctor is nowhere near as popular as Harry Potter or Batman.)

So, with those provisions in mind ...


Daniel Radcliffe


You Might Know Him From: The Harry Potter series

If I was a betting man, I'd put my money on him. While I'm not sure if young Radcliffe can summon the necessary menace—or weariness—that runs beneath the surface of the recent Doctors, he's blossomed into a fine young actor. The fact that he was the star of a phenomenally successful fantasy franchise—who Yates directed four times—makes him a lock for the short list.

Jude Law


You Might Know Him From: Sherlock Holmes, Contagion

The Holmes films have lent some heat to Law, who hasn't really carried a hit movie since, well, ever. But he's got the talent to pull it off and isn't too hard on the eyes.


Robert Downey Jr.


You Might Know Him From: Iron Man, Sherlock Holmes, The Avengers

He might not be British, but he plays one on TV—okay, the movies. But his accent is strong enough to play the United Kingdom's most famous sleuth, he can handle the UK's most famous time traveler as well. And being the foundation of Marvel's cinematic universe doesn't hurt.

Michael Fassbender


You Might Know Him From: X-Men: First Class, Inglourious Basterds, 300

Suave as all get out, handsome as sin, and able to act his way out of Magneto's sweatpants, Fassbender is on everyone's list for everything. No reason this should be any different. There's a hard edge to him that could cut to the heart of the Doctor.

James McAvoy


You Might Know Him From: X-Men: First Class, Wanted

Everything I said about Fassbender, his First Class costar, applies here. But where Fassbender can bring the aggression, McAvoy could bring the empathy to an alien with nothing but enduring love for the people of Earth.

Idris Elba


You Might Know Him From: Thor, The Office, The Wire, Luther

Before Matt Smith got the gig as the 11th Doctor, there was a bit of a groundswell for a Doctor of African descent—Paterson Joseph was the name that floated to the surface—given that there's no reason why a regenerating alien needs to have the same pigment with each incarnation. In the past 10 years, Elba has developed into an actor of galvanizing power: If you're going to break format, he'd be a hell of a choice to roll the dice with.

Natalie Portman


You Might Know Her From: V for Vendetta, Black Swan, the Star Wars prequels

Right along next to the black-actor groundswell was a push for a female Doctor. If you wanted to completely reboot and recontextualize Doctor Who, you might as well consider a lady while you're at it. And Portman brings the clout, thanks to her Black Swan Oscar, as well as a sterling box-office track record. And she can rock the accent.

Andrew Garfield


You Might Know Him From: The Social Network, The Amazing Spider-Man

Handling Aaron Sorkin's rapid-fire Social Network dialogue proved Garfield had the requisite verbal dexterity to play an occasionally scatterbrained time traveler. Once we get a good look at him as Spider-Man, we'll know if he can rock some action. One thing is certain, though: He's got the hair.

Johnny Depp


You Might Know Him From: Pirates of the Caribbean films, Alice in Wonderland

Phenomenal international drawing power: Affirmative. Quixotic charm: in abundance. Accent: Easily faked. Youthful: Well ... he's on the same side of 50 as Robert Downey Jr. but, much like RDJ, that "phenomenal international drawing power" kind of erases that.

Tom Hardy


You Might Know Him From: Inception, Warrior, The Dark Knight Rises

He's a bit beefier than most of the Doctors we've seen, who trend towards the spindly-sinewy. But as the not-so-old saying goes, you mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.


Robert Pattinson


You Might Know Him From: Twilight

Let's face it: To make Doctor Who play to a global audience, you're going to need a global star. And any list of global stars who can give you a convincing British accent will have Pattinson's name on it. Sorry.

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Mariah Carey?s New Abs ? Diet Or Surgery?

Mariah Carey lost weight! 70 lbs! She claims she is bound Jenny Craig diet, but is it possible? Her photos show her body either to have much surgery and photoshop! Stop cheating us, Mimi! Okay, even that's true, I mean my assumptions, I wish Mimi to maintain her new shape...

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Keep Your Relationship Exciting

It happens to even the happiest of couples: After years together, you do the same things over and over — right down to the takeout pizza on Friday nights. You can finish each other?s sentences and predict with absolute certainty what he?ll buy you for your birthday. But it doesn?t make for a very exciting relationship!
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Ashton Kutcher, Zooey Deschanel and More Named Emmy Presenters

Less than two weeks shy of 2011 Primetime Emmy Awards, some names have been announced as presenters at the show. Ashton Kutcher who has just landed a role on "Two and a Half Men" as well as Zooey Deschanel who stars on upcoming comedy series "New Girl" are tapped to take the duty.

The first group of presenters which were unveiled on Tuesday, September 6 also included four Emmy-nominated actors: Will Arnett, Julianna Margulies, Amy Poehler and Sofia Vergara. Arnett is up for Guest Actor in a Comedy Series ("30 Rock"), Margulies vies for Lead Actress in a Drama Series ("The Good Wife"), Poehler is nominated for Lead Actress in a Comedy Series ("Parks and Recreation"), while Vergara eyes Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series ("Modern Family").

The 63rd annual Emmy Awards will be held on September 18 and aired live by FOX from Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles. Jane Lynch is tapped as the host and she recently hinted that her "Glee" alter ego, Sue Sylvester, may be part of the show.

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Olsen Sisters To Be The Best Dressed?!

Mary Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen labeled as the best dressed sisters by Vogue magazine. I have definitely been puzzled: why? Didn?t they take into consideration that they used to be on the top of worst-dressed celebs, that late fashion critic Mr. Blackwell crashed their style? As for me, there is nothing super-dooper stylish in [...]

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What Did Brazil Ever Do To Courtney Love?

Thousands of Brazilians found out the painful way that yes, it's possible for your eyeballs to rip themselves from their bloody socket veins when they're faced with a direct threat. Hole performed at Brazil's SWU Festival on Saturday night, and despite warnings from the local health department to keep her top on, Courtney Love pulled her nipple knob out like a stranger in front of a Wendy's was waiting to suck on it. Just like that, Braille has become the #1 form of communication in Brazil. If you really want your corneas to hate you, click here to see the pictures of Courtney's silicone dough sack.

Right after the demure gutter weed flower made Brazilian corneas combust, she brought the crazy center stage and cursed out a bitch who kept holding up a picture of Kurt Cobain (video above). Court stopped playing, fucked a ho with her middle finger and then let out this wave of word fuckery at him:

"I don't need to see a picture of Kurt asshole and I'm going to have you fucking removed if you keep holding that up. I'm not Kurt, I have to live with his shit and his ghost and his kid every day and throwing that up is stupid and rude and I'm going to beat the fuck out of you if you do it again.

You weren?t fucking married to him, I fucking was. You didn?t get kicked out of a band by him, like Dave, he did. Go see the fucking Foo Fighters and do that shit."

"....and his kid every day...." Those maternal words are like a loving hug around the damaged parts of Frances Bean's heart.

Courtney took her tantrum off stage, but came back a second later after someone in her entourage (read: her dealer) told the audience that The Foo Fighters are gay. Well, just like every former heterosexual dude in the audience who ran to the bright side after staring at Court's tits, The Foo Fighters are in good company! But seriously, even though Courtney is the ghost of Ke$hit's future who can knock the feeling out of a bitch's genitals just by flashing her nipples, I still have a soft spot for her. And yes, I should really try to harden that soft spot with a topical ointment.

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Ashton Kutcher Gets Naked on 'Ellen DeGeneres Show' to Get Attention

Ashton Kutcher bares all in front of Ellen DeGeneres. Coming as a guest for the new season premiere of "The Ellen DeGeneres Show", the husband of Demi Moore appears in his birthday suit after addressing an ad for "Two and a Half Men" which features him and co-stars Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones in the state of undressed.

"It's getting a lot of attention," the 33-year-old tells DeGeneres about the "Men" billboard in a segment taped for the September 12 episode of the talk show. "So I just figured I'm going to do everything nude from now on," he adds before dropping his robe.

"I don't know if that's a good idea. Really?" DeGeneres says, sounding unsure about the idea, but Kutcher replies, "Yeah. Whatever I'm doing I'm just going to do it nude. Let's do this." His manhood, however, is kept hidden with computer pixilation.

Before Kutcher's jaw-dropping appearance on "Ellen" is revealed, a new billboard was displayed at the Warner Bros. studios in Burbank on Wednesday, September 7. It was actually similar to the previous "Men" ad which features the three actors of the sitcom, but had Ellen standing naked in between Kutcher and Jones. The billboard was quickly taken down. 

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New 'Vampire Diaries' Season 3 Promo: Seduction, Temptation, Desctruction

A new promo for "The Vampire Diaries" season 3 has just been unleashed to highlight the temptation, seduction, obsession and destruction that will make the story. Called "Appetites", it shows Damon and Stefan trying to get Elena's attention, but the latter is going a bit rough by pulling her hair.

As a symbol of a terror, Klaus delivers a bloody white cake to Elena while the screen features the line "everyone wants a piece of her". Some new scenes from the upcoming season are also inserted, including the ones which see two bloodied girls sitting on a couch and a girl falling from high above.

The third season of "TVD" will premiere on Thursday, September 15 at 8/7c on The CW. It was recently reported that Stefan's former flame, who will be portrayed by "Pretty Little Liars" alum Claire Holt, will come back in his life while he is battling his latest blood addiction. 

Source: http://cool-mediaworld.blogspot.com/2011/09/new-vampire-diaries-season-3-promo.html

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The Many Mispronunciations Of Sofia Vergara?s Gloria From ?Modern Family?

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Britney Spears Goes ?Criminal?

A pop princess Britney Spears hits a new wave of attention again. While giving her Femme Fatale tour and promoting it in London, Brit revealed the latest news about her new single ?Criminal? that we are eager to see.

Source: http://www.glamourvanity.com/music/britney-spears-goes-criminal/

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Nutty Madam Creams Over The New Twilight Trailer So You Don't Have To

Twatlight: Breaking Hymen made a number two on the internet last night by releasing its second trailer and not one second of it has scooted across my eye balls or ear drums. There really is no point. The only reason that Latter-day Saints lady wrote Twilight was so they could make movies, and the only reason the movies were made was so that there could be trailers for Nutty Madam to react to on YouTube. Nutty Madam is the throbbing clitoris of Twatlight. This much is true.

So why watch the trailer when you can BE the trailer and watch as Nutty Madam loses her virginity, gives birth, has a coronary, dies, turns into a ghost and gets spooked by her ghost reflection in the mirror all in the span of just a few minutes. Yes, Nutty Madam is definitely turning up the levels of ridiculousness and the panty putting pot pie she gives birth to might not be made of completely authentic ingredients, but it still wouldn't be Twilight Trailer Day without her.

You know, sometimes when my spirit is broken and I feel like I'm trapped in the middle of a Sam Cooke song, I lift myself up by doing the following:

1. Bring up a Nutty Madam reaction video.
2. Mute it and make it full screen.
3. Take off all my panties.
4. Put on this song:

(Sidenote: Edward and that Jacob trick should really settle their feud with a dance off.)

5. Daaance daaaance daaaaance in front of Nutty Madam.
6. Allow my spirit to turn its frown into a smile as my hot naked dance moves send Nutty Madam on a roller coaster ride of emotions.

You should do the same. Doing this will take you higher faster than masturbating while eating ice cream will. Guaranteed! It will also leave you permanently dry in certain parts, but there's a price for everything!

Source: http://dlisted.com/2011/09/14/nutty-madam-creams-over-new-twilight-trailer-so-you-dont-have

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Mr. President, America Doesn't Like You Right Now

You better fix this before election time. You better fix this right quick.
Things aren't so good for President Barack Obama today. His disapproval rating, according to a CNN/ORC poll, reached a new high of 55% while the number of Americans who think he is a strong leader has dropped to a new low, 48%.
The consensus [...]

Source: http://perezhilton.com/2011-09-14-obama-disapproval-rating-hits-new-high

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